Unusual 100% Attendance
It's Not "Mander-tory" to Win Again, Su!

This is a gentle reminder to Director Su Mander that 100% attendance after two Club meetings is a small but appreciated achievement; however, no one is required to attempt 100% attendance as a winner of the weekly raffle! If you insist on having perpetual good luck in games of chance, the Club respectfully requests you bring back enough Powerball tickets for the rest of us during your next trip to the States!
(But yes, congratulations and thanks to everyone whose extra $5 and $10 help keep the coffers in good shape.)