Nov 18, ...and then there's that...!?!
Posted on Nov 18, 2016
A LAWYER'S IDEAL WEIGHT
Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
A: About three pounds, including the urn.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Henny Youngman