Mar 3 ...and then there's...that!?!
Posted on Mar 03, 2017
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood."
The second one says, "I'll have one, too."
The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma."
The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?"
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. Judy Garland