Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.     -- Jennifer Yane
 

 
Anyone for a South African tour??
 

Joe asked God, "How much is a penny worth in heaven?"

God replied, "$1 million."

Joe asked, "How long is a minute in heaven?"

God said, "One million years."

Joe asked for a penny.

God said, "Sure, in a minute."

 


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