Apr 7, ...and then there's ... that!?!
Posted on Apr 07, 2017
Two girls speed down the highway at 90 mph.
"Hey," asks the brunette at the wheel. "Do you see any cops following us?"
The blonde turns around. "As a matter of fact, I do."
"Damn!" says the brunette. "Are his flashers on?"
The blonde turns around again. "Yup. Nope. Yup. Nope. Yup."

When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on Theodore Roosevelt
