Two girls speed down the highway at 90 mph.

"Hey," asks the brunette at the wheel. "Do you see any cops following us?"

The blonde turns around. "As a matter of fact, I do."

"Damn!" says the brunette. "Are his flashers on?"

The blonde turns around again. "Yup. Nope. Yup. Nope. Yup."


 
 

When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on            Theodore Roosevelt