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President Denny Pasantino brought the meeting to order today with This Day In History.
192 – Dong Zhuo is assassinated by his adopted son Lü Bu. The Dong family and the Lu family have never reconciled.
1570 – The first atlas, Theatrum Orbis Terrarum, is published with 70 maps-all of them wrong.
1804 – The Lewis and Clark Expedition officially began as the Corps of Discovery, departed from St. Charles, Missouri. Correction-the city of St. Charles is named after the 17th Century friar raised to sainthood, and not after Charles Nelson Reilly as reported by President Denny.
1849 – Future U.S. President Abraham Lincoln is issued a patent for an invention to lift boats, making him the only U.S. President to ever hold a patent.
1906 – The Wright brothers are granted U.S. patent number 821,393 for their "Flying-Machine". The resultant patent litigation over the years made more money for lawyers than the flying machine made for the Wright brothers.
 
Thank you to PP Bill Maclay for  the Invocation.
 
President Denny thanked PP Terry Remigio for organizing the very successful social event/road trip to Stem Cider, on Saturday. The hard cider was great and the crepes fabulous. No man-buns were spotted. 
 
SHRC will be dark on Memorial Day, May 29.
 
Put this on you calendars! Our club has agreed to do an off-site packaging event at the Colorado Feeding Kids warehouse on June 12.  This is a hands-on project, that will have us packaging food for local food banks.  The address is:  2830 S Zuni St., Englewood, Co 80110. We will meet at there  Noon or shortly thereafter.  Mark Rank will have box lunches for us to enjoy. If you have any questions, please contact Pat Pogue.
 
President Denny thanked PDG Talee Crowe for the very successful service event at Ronald McDonald House. Talee thanked all those who attended and helped cook and serve. She said we got rave reviews for the meal.
 
June 19 will be the last "Jeff and Denny Show" of the year. Put this on your calendars-whether to be sure to come or to be sure to stay away, is up to you.
 
The District has designated the weeks of July 17 and 23 as "Bring a Friend to Lunch Weeks". SHRC is currently in its 36th consecutive "Bring a Friend to Lunch" week.
 
President Denny reminded us that Memorial Day comes next week. We should remember all of the 1.2 million Americans who have died in our wars, as well as those currently serving in our armed forces. Thank you to all who have and are serving to keep our country free.
 
PP Paul Urtz filled in as Sergeant at Arms for PP Jeff Kaes. Paul wanted everyone to note that he got more applause than Jeff ever did. In yo' face!
 
Club Assembly-
Monday was our last Club Assembly of the year:
--PP Terry Remigio-As noted above, the event at Stem Cider was very successful. Everyone seemed to have a great time. The Installation Banquet is set for June 25 at 6:00 pm, at a place yet to be determined. Anyone who would like to host a summer get together at their home for the club should contact Terry or PE Nancy Jones.
--PDG Talee Crowe-The Community Service Committee has been very active. There have been 18 hands-on service events already this year, which is very high for a club our size. These included Children's Hospital, Gateway Domestic Violence Services, Century Elementary School shopping, Christmas presents and reading events, Habitat For Humanity, Peaceful Schools, 5 Ronald McDonald events, 180 Backpacks, collecting knit caps, and Thanksgiving baskets. Coming up is our offsite to pack meals at Colorado Feeding Kids. We will also donate $1000 to that project.
-Mark Rank-Vocational Services has awarded both the Overland and Rangeview High School scholarships for the year. The scholarship for Pickens Tech will be awarded shortly. Mark is in need of suggestions for off-site visits. You can contact him with any ideas.
-Craig Essex-SHRC has 9 slots for RYLA and Young RYLA this year. DAVA has once again filled a number of those slots (2 YRLA and 4 RYLA), with Rangeview High filling one. Craig himself will be a counselor at RYLA again this year. If anyone would like to become involved in RYLA, let Craig know.
-PE Nancy Jones-Any program ideas for the coming year would be welcome.
 
 
The Denny and Jeff Show
Our speaker failed to show, so the Denny and Jeff Show took center stage. This consisted of interviews with Smoky Hill Rotarians. I have to confess that after a heavy lunch, my attention was just not there. When I looked at my notes, they made no sense whatsoever. I called President Denny and asked him to fill in the substantial gaps in my memory of the event. The following is a transcript of the conversation:
PD-It was great! Sorry you kind of missed it. Terry Remigio was up first. Can you believe that even in high school he still didn’t even have a name!
DH-You mean he didn’t have a nickname, right.
PD-No. I’m pretty sure he said he didn’t have a name at all until he was somehow grabbed or kidnapped or something by an Italian Mafia grandmother from Youngstown, Ohio. Then Terry become the only Italian guy in all of Nebraska.
DH-I’ve known Terry a long time. That doesn’t sound quite right.
PD-Trust me, dude. It’s what he said. Then he said he met his wife when he took her to some dump basement frat house on their first date. Apparently, she got really pissed and broke Terry’s arm. Must have worked out, cause they got married, obviously. 
DH-You and Jeff are pranking me on this, right?
PD-Nope. Swear to cow! Then you should have heard Al Horton! His name was Nightstick, or Nightgown, or something like that, until he got it changed cause everyone was feeling real sorry for him on account of him being a Cleveland Indian fan and all.
DH-OK. I’m not too sure about the Terry stuff, but that stuff on Al seems spot on.  I think I’ve got enough. Thanks.
 
Golf News
Dr. Wingert recognized the following sponsors already committed to this year's tournament:
 
Platinum Sponsor:  Jim Wingert and Broadview Animal Clinic
Silver Sponsors:  High Tech with Joe Hughes; Suss Buick GMC and Jim Suss; Jeff Kaes and Betsy Jansen.  Thank you!  Thank you!  Thank you!!
Bronze Sponsors:  Fidelity with Clay Fell; Caldwell with Nancy Jones;  Craig Essex; the Miller/Urtz family; the Gottman's; Bev & Miles Edwards; Rich Johnson; Dave Maxwell; Gary Frisch and Pat Pogue!  Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
 
Brochures are ready and will be available at all meetings - pick some up and distribute.  This should also be available on our website as a PDF if you'd like to email it to prospective folks.   Be sure to keep Friday, August 4th open on your calendars as all able hands are needed to make this a success.  JUST 3 MONTHS AWAY!!
 
Tune in regularly for updates from your Golf Committee!
 
 
Meet Your Fellow Rotarians!
Be brave!  Submit your bio!  Who are we going to feature next?  Please submit your bio for inclusion!  Need to stretch your creativity?  Send a fact or fiction bio and leave folks guessing!
Celebration Corner
 Our March birthday:
 
Just 1 on the 13th:  Pat Pogue
 

And:  Apparently none of us thought March was a good month to get married!
 
 
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UPCOMING PROGRAMS
FUTURE PROGRAM
 
June 5th:
June 12:  OFFSITE!!  Colorado Feeding Kids Warehouse  2830 S. Zuni in Englewood - Box lumches provided!!
 
 
KEY ROTARY DATES
 
Installation Dinner- June 25, 2017 6:00 pm-Place TBD
Golf Tournament - August 4th, 2017
 
 
 
This year's Rotary Theme is Rotary Saving Humanity.
DUTY ROSTER

The Smoky Hill Duty Roster:
 
DATE      INVOCATION             GREETER                  GREETER   
    
June 5          Craig Essex                          Terry Remigio                   Darryl Harvey   
    
'Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.'
Marcel Proust
   
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