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The photo above is of San Jose California's Rotary Play Park.  An example of extensive community collaboration, it is part of San Jose Rotary's Centennial Project, inspired by club and community advocates to provide innovative lusive play opportunities.

Don't let the funding total frighten you!  It didn't happen overnight.

Our District Grant to provide two special moulded high back swing seats is underway.  Parks Planner, Scott Wilkinson, is coordinating on the city side the location of our project.  In the weeks ahead Assistant Governor, Brian Reed, and Sunrise President, Jack Strange, are canvassing other Area  Clubs for interest in successive projects.  Inspired by San Jose Rotarian, Dan Pulcrano, who seeded our project with a $1,000 challenge, Sunrise has secured a $3600 District 5130 Grant.

With completion slated by May 31, 2023, we are eager to similarly inspire other Rotary, service clubs and advocacy groups to leverage resources and support in enhancing accessible, inclusive play areas.

Contact Rich Randolph for further information.

rjurny@gmail.com

This week's contribution is from Paul O'Rear:

1.The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.  He acquired his size from too much pi.

2.I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3.She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4.A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5.No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6.A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7.A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8.Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9.A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10.Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11.Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12.Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13.I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14.A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15.The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16.The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17.A backward poet writes inverse.

18.In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

19.When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

20.If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

21.A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

22.Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'

23.Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

24.Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

25.Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

26.There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.