Strange warnings seen on product packaging - (manufacturer de-identified)
Deodorant: Use only on underarms.
Sleeping Pills Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Christmas Lights Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Cigarette Lighter: Ignite lighter away from face.
Floodlight: This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark.
Earplugs: These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe.
Matches Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Pepper Spray Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
Windshield Visor Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Rain Gauge: Suitable for outdoor use.
Television Remote Control: Not dishwasher safe.
Fish Food Warning: Not for human consumption.
Children's Superman Costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Iron Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Airlines Peanuts Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
Almond Bar Warning: May contain traces of nuts.