Posted by Di Lane on Jul 29, 2021
Defining Teenagers
 
A Teenager is...
 
A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.
 
A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.
 
Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.
 
A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.
 
A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license. 
 
An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.
 
A connoisseur of two kinds of fine music: Loud and Very Loud.
 
A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.
 
A romantic who never falls in love more than once a week.
 
A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off. 
 
An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.