Some people's views on golf: Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk. They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that. Man blames fate for all other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole-in-one. I'm hitting the woods just great; but having a terrible time getting out of them! The No: 1 Golf rule you MUST follow: Always take the car keys out of your golf bag before you throw it into the creek. |