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Upcoming Events
Club Planning Night for 2015-2016
Warrnambool Football Club
Jun 09, 2015
6:15 PM – 7:30 PM
 
2014-15 TAFE Awards
Warrnambool Football Club
Jun 16, 2015
6:15 PM – 7:30 PM
 
Science Challenge Activity
Warrnambool Football Club
Jun 23, 2015
6:15 PM – 7:30 PM
 
Rotary Club of Warrnambool Changeover
Jul 05, 2015
 
2014-2015 Deakin Awards
Warrnambool Football Club
Jul 14, 2015
6:15 PM – 7:30 PM
 
Rotaract Changeover Dinner
Images Restaurant, Warrnambool
Jul 15, 2015
 
District Governor Visit
Warrnambool Football Club
Jul 21, 2015
6:15 PM – 7:30 PM
 
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Welcome to our Club!
Rotary Club of Warrnambool
Service Above Self
We meet Tuesdays at 6:15 PM
Warrnambool Football Club
Cramer Street
Warrnambool, Victoria  3280
Australia
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Birthday   Induction  
12 May Jim Hanrahan 2 May 1961 Ted King
27 May Robert Cuzens    
Rotarians are reminded that if you are unable to attend on the night you are rostered, it is your responsibility to find someone to fill your role.
 
Role 2 June 9 June
Invocation Jane Chislett Bunny Hinchcliff
Fellowship Eric Williams Keith McLeod
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Robert McNally
Graeme Ross
Attendance Sharon Stark Stephen Giddens
Properties John Nisbet Ron Bishop
Properties Bunny Hinchcliff Malcom Price
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2nd Tuesday Isobel Siebel  
3rd Tuesday Jim Hanrahan  
4th Tuesday Mary Fitzgerald  
5th Tuesday Svet Lineham

President Marie welcomed members, guest Joan Austin and speaker Hannah Newell.   She said it was good it was to see Andrea back after the sad loss of her father. 

Saturday night's dinner auction was a great success and 140 people enjoyed a night out with friends, great food, entertaining auctioneers, an array of over 250 items for auction, plus spot prizes and a wheelbarrow raffle. 
The Club approached 290 businesses seeking assistance for our annual dinner auction. Goods or services were donated by 213 businesses, plus 4 financial donations and items donated by 8 club members. Twenty approaches were not finalised and 52 businesses were unable to support his year for various reasons.
The gross profit = $25,457.20
Special thanks to South West Credit for their ongoing support as major sponsor; BBQs Galore for access to storage and EFTPOS facility; Elders for auctioning; and Richard Ziegeler for assistance with the auction. Warrnambool and District Community Hospice in the Home also promoted the evening to their supporters and the Warrnambool Bowls Club provided a fine meal and excellent support in preparing for the night.
Special thanks also to the Dinner Auction Committee members and all Club members who collected items, assisted with set up on Saturday, attended the evening, brought guests and entered into the spirit of the night. Thanks also to Mary Bouwman for taking some great photos of the evening. In particular, Ian Cairns thanked the Committee Chair, Michael Boyd for all the work he put into the night and making the work so much easier for the committee.
Proceeds from the night will enable a significant donation to the Warrnambool and District Hospice and the balance of funds will support activities of the Rotary Club of Warrnambool throughout 2015/16.
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Eisteddfod
Tony Austin said the next round of the Eisteddfod is coming up very soon, and would members who can help, please fill the roster sheets he left on the tables.  In Tony’s absence Gordon Curran will keep members up to date regarding the roster.
 
Honour Boards
Steve Giddens reported that one of the Rotary Club of Warrnambool’s honour boards is now hanging on the wall in our meeting room.   Another will soon be going up in the room next door. 
 
Defibrillator
Brian Trenery brought along to the meeting our club’s defibrillator, which was funded by local philanthropic trusts, the Gwen & Edna Jones, and Ray & Joyce Uebergang Foundations. Project partners included South West Credit Union, as part of their 50 Year Celebration and our Club. A training session for Club members will be arranged shortly. shed by Sue Buckman and Andrew White.A trAA 
 
Father of the Year
Ian advised that Father of the Year will be in September but, he will have the forms that are to be delivered to the schools, next Tuesday.  He asked that members delivering the forms to the schools deliver to the right person and to “sell the idea!”  Ian suggested that we replace our regular Tuesday evening meeting  (on 1/9/15) by the Father of the Year breakfast the following morning on Wednesday 2 September.       
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Svet Lineham introduced Hannah Newell. Hannah is a 27 year old theatre nurse at SW Healthcare. She grew up in Ballarat, did 3 years of nurse training at Geelong and has now lived in Warrnambool for 7 years. At the end of last year Hannah spent 4 weeks volunteering with Mercy Ships in Madagascar.
Hannah said Mercy Ships is a non-governmental organisation that provides free surgeries to those  who are less fortunate than us, who do not have access to healthcare or cannot afford it.  Hannah was on a hospital ship called the Africa Mercy. She said it was like a mini city, with 7 decks to house state-of-the-art hospital and cabins for 400 crew. There was a dining room, library, shop, bank, hairdresser, school for primary and secondary age children, a gym, laundry facilities, a pool, a large conference room and much more. The ship was docked at Tamatave, Madagascar. Patients travel from all over the country to see if they can be helped. The ship usually spends 10 months of the year docked in one port and the other 2 months in dry dock for maintenance.
Hannah said when she initially volunteered, the ship was going to Benin, but due to the ebola situation in West Africa, that was cancelled.
The hospital on board the ship has 5 operating rooms, a recovery room, sterilising department, 82 patient beds, ICU, X-ray, a CT machine, laboratory for doing blood tests, a pharmacy and laundry.
All blood was donated by the crew, as they did not have the facilities to store blood. 
Volunteer surgeons perform surgeries such as cleft lip and palate repairs, plastic reconstruction work for severe burn-related injuries, hernia repairs, club foot, bow legs, eye operations, dental care, etc.
Everyone on board volunteers, so in the theatre the surgeons, anaesthetists and nurses have all paid their own way.
Hannah said during her time on ship she would work Monday to Friday, 8 am – 5.30 pm with half an hour for lunch. Each night 3 nursing staff would be on call.
Initial screening of patients in Madagascar takes place in a city building.  People go through 4 screening- points before being admitted on to the ship.  At any of these points, they could be told they cannot be helped and would be turned away. Hannah said this was the difficult and sad part of the process. Each patient who is admitted to hospital, is allowed one caregiver on the ship, who will sleep on a mattress on the floor under the patients bed.
Funding that keeps Mercy Ships running comes from regular donors – individuals, organisations, companies, churches, clubs, schools and bequests, and is not only used  for medical aid, but trains the local people to be doctors, nurses, healthcare, sets up agriculture programs, helps with clean water and sanitation.
Hannah said she enjoyed her time on board and would consider returning again.
Rotary Club of Warrnambool
Sunday July 5, 2015
12:00 pm for a 12:30 pm start
Warrnambool Football Club
Cost $25 - drinks at bar prices
 
District 9780 Changeover Lunch, hosted by Geelong Central Rotary
Sunday June 28, 2015
12:00 pm for 12:30 pm start
Wyndham Hotel, Cnr Darian Road & The Esplanade, Torquay
Cost $45 - drinks at bar prices
RSVP: Friday 13 June
 
Rotaract
Wednesday 15 July, 2015
Images Restaurant
 
Rotary Club of Portland
Saturday 27 June
6:00 pm for 6:30 pm start
Cost $28, drinks at bar prices
RSL Bowling Club, Cape Nelson Road, Portland
RSVP by Wednesdaty 17 June to Deb Jones 55295232/0418316979, debjon@westvic.com.au
 
Rotary Club of Warrnambool East
Tuesday 25 June
6:30 pm for 7:00 pm
Cost $30
Warrnambool Football Netball Club
RSVP by Monday 22 June to welsford@hotkey.net.au or 0409 023 854
 
Apparently Winston Churchill loved paraprosdokians (often mispelt as araprosdokians). These are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected, and frequently humorous. Here are 29 to get you giggling.
  1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
  2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list.
  3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
  5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
  6. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
  7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  8. They begin the evening news with “Good Evening”, then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
  9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
  10. Buses stop in bus stations. Trains stop in train stations. On my desk is a work station.
  11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
  12. In filling out an application, where it says, ‘Emergency contact’, I put ‘doctor’.
  13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
  14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
  15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
  16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
  17. You do not need a parachute to skydive unless you want to do it again.
  18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
  19. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
  20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
  21. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
  22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
  23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
  24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  25. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  26. Where there’s a will, there are relatives.
  27. If you would like to have a million dollars then start with two million.
  28. During WWII Sir Winston Churchill address to congress began with:
     “It has often been said that Britain and America are two nations divided only by a common language”.
An the finale:
  1. I am supposed to respect my elders, but it’s getting harder and harder for me to find one now.