Gerald's post of the week:Free marriage tip: don't ask your wife when dinner will be ready when she is mowing the lawn.
The truth is that fullness of soul can sometimes overflow in utter vapidity of language. For none of us can ever express the exact measure of his needs or his thoughts or his sorrows; and human speech is like a cracked kettle on which we tap crude rhythms for bears to dance to, while we long to make music that will melt the stars. Gustave Flaubert, Madame Bovary.
I went for a job interview and the manager said "we are looking for someone who is responsible."
"I'm you man" I replied, "in my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said that I was responsible..."