Anybody Interested in a free ride in a helicopter flight for 4 people?
I’m still looking for 2 people to join my friend and I.
We leave early Saturday morning from Melbourne, and will fly to Sydney
where we will have breakfast and then tour the harbour on a yacht for lunch.
Then we will do a flight around Sydney Harbour before having dinner.
After dinner we will fly back to Melbourne roughly around 10 pm.
If interested please message me…
Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we can’t go.
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Two men were sitting in the bar at the airport.
“I’ve come to meet my brother,” said the first man. “He’s due to fly in from America in an hour’s time. It’s his first trip home in 40 years.”
“Will you be able to recognise him?” asked the second man.
“I’m sure I won’t, after all, he’s been away for a long time.”
“I wonder if he’ll recognise you?” said the second man.
“Of course he will,” said the first man. “Sure, I haven’t been away at all.”
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