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Australia Day Breakfast
A very early (6.30am) start. But it’s hard to keep great volunteers down:
Anyone Hungry?
Some Happy Customers?
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Brain Teaser
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Director’s Roundup
- Secretary Brian
- We need to remove the Rotary History Cupboard from the Library. It was resolved to move it to Brobenah Rd. Meet at the Library at 9.30 am on Wednesday 31st January.
- Board Meeting at Peter’s Monday 5th February. 7pm.
- Barry
- Market Day this Saturday
- A: I believe there are two answers (unless you are European); 7-2=5 and 1+2=3
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For Australia Day
An Australian man and his wife are sitting in the living room. Bruce says: "Just so you know, Shirl, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
Shirl gets up, unplugs the TV and throws out all his beer.
Q: Why did the wombat decide to cross over the road?
A: To see his flatmate
A: To see his flatmate
An Aussie walks into the bar the other night wearing one thong (flip flop). One patron asks him "What happened mate? Did you lose a thong?" the guy replies, "Nah mate, I found one!".
I met a bloke from Australia who worked in I.T.
I asked him "Do you come from a LAN down under?"
I asked him "Do you come from a LAN down under?"
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