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Brain Teaser You are driving a bus. At the first stop, two women get on. At the second stop, three men get on, and one woman gets off. At the third stop, three kids and their mom get on, and a man gets off. The bus is grey, and it is raining outside. What colour is the bus driver’s hair? ******************************* Sergeant Session – Greg Brown
Greg reminded us that Carmel had given everyone the leeway to create other formats for the Fines session. Greg announced that he is not a man with an imagination, so he was quite happy to dig into the week’s foibles of many members. Self-proclaimed fines were Brian Munro who had offered to usher at the Roxy for the boarding schools streaming of the “State of Origin”, turned up and found it to be cancelled, so went home to watch a Jane Austen serial! Peter Draper’s wife Erin is a Christmas Decoration addict and now that the Wades are downsizing, he has inherited all the decorations from Wades Pharmacy, and he will now need to get another container. Greg Brown finished his fines with a story that he is visiting the Nowra region to meet a second great grandchild and whilst in the area will visit HMAS Albatross where there is a military museum. It will bring him back to the fact that he was first taken there by helicopter 56 years ago! 
******************************* Breaking News Len & Annette Wade have just welcomed their first great grandchild – Francessca May ******************************* Charity Golf Day Sunday 22nd June turned out to be the perfect day for golf. Our rotary Club was responsible for providing the complimentary steak rolls for the hungry golfers. A good array of members turned out to help Barry with the barbecue and many were happy to sit in the sun between the rush as a new set of golfers turned up to be fed. 
Men at Work! Congratulations to Barry for, once again, overseeing the well-oiled barbecue machine. Also, a big thank you to Linda for manning the drinks station. Also, congratulations to Eric, Matt and the team from both clubs for the very successful event.* ******************************* Noisy Dogs Arnav walks to school with his mum every day. When they pass the house next door, their young Doberman starts barking. Further up the street a small terrier growls. There are three poodles in the house on the corner that yap away. Arnav hates dogs and gets more and more nervous about going to school each day.
To make Arnav feel better, his dad decides to walk him to school. As they pass the Doberman it just lies down and stares at them. The terrier doesn’t even leave its kennel. When they get to the house on the corner the poodles don’t make a peep.
“Wow, Dad!” Arnav says. “How do you do it?”
“It’s simple,” Dad says. “I’m wearing my Hush Puppies!”
****************************** Editor's Note Thank you to Brian for the meeting report and most of the photo's (all the good ones). ******************************
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