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The Brain Teaser
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Director’s Roundup
- President Carmel
- Graeme
- Art Deco function 10.00 to about 2.30 in Mountford Park – Saturday 13th. Numbers next week.
- George
- Will need help at the Henry Lawson Cottage over the Art Deco weekend – some supervision required.
- Bruer
- Arrangements for the Ball seem to be on track – Nicholas will be MC.
- Treasurer Len
- Subs invoices have been issued.
- A: The egg. Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens!
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Sergeants Session – Greg Brown
Sergeant Greg reminded us that his job was to make as much money as possible – then proceeded to go about the task with vigour.
Greg and Lyn attended the Yenda Changeover – it was at a new venue because the Yenda Diggers Club is now closed, and they now meet in the Pizzeria which has taken over the old squash courts. The Yenda club makes most of its money from catering at the Carrathool Races. Greg suggests a vocational visit with the Yenda Club. He also highlighted the American Independence Day.
The raffle was won by Nicholas.
A good session and I am sure the Serge achieved the goal.
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. Stories from Woop Woop
1. The wife and I took a long, leisurely drive out to the country and pulled over to fill up our car's petrol tank and check the tyres... She was surprised to see that the station had a fee to fill the tyres and asked me, "Why in the world do they charge for AIR?!"
I responded, "Inflation."
2. A tough old-timer from Woop Woop counselled his granddaughter that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal every morning.
The granddaughter did this religiously until the age of 103, when she died.
She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren, and a gigantic hole where the crematorium used to be.
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