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The Brain Teaser
A red house is made from red bricks. A blue house is made from blue bricks. A yellow house is made from yellow bricks. What is a greenhouse made from?
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Director’s Roundup
- Barry
- Market day last Saturday, thanks all who helped. $260 profit. Next market day 1st June 2024.
- Nick
- Will schedule something for 6 June meeting.
- Javian
- Not an interesting week. Helped at market day, had a birthday party and stayed overnight. Did not get up early to watch football.
- Laurie (in absentia).
- Note the Stories of Resilience Breakfast is on 22nd May. There is no dinner meeting on 23rd May.
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Sergeants Session – Barry
- Got all the welcome backs.
- Peter wedding anniversary, dinner at Pages, car rear-ended, expensive night.
- Allan for previous complaint that he (Barry) arrived before Allan for Rotary.
- Allan again for his car.
- George – batching and cooking his own dinner, send photo evidence to wife.
- All not attending the market day.
- Greg – worked all day at the markets, then walked home in the rain whilst advertising Rotary via his umbrella.
- Javian – arrived late to the markets, left early and the amount of food he managed to eat whilst there.
- Len – at Colly for 2 weeks.
- Matt for his team’s loss.
- Peter – has managed to find something he can beat Javian at - darts.
Peter won the raffle – maybe just a little compensation for his bad luck!
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Answer: Glass
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Editor’s Note
A special thank you to Carmel for your excellent notes and photo’s.
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Job offer
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the University of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $150,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks’ vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red convertible?”
The engineer sits up and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?”
The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”
