President Paul, guests and fellows. It is with great sadness that I stand here before you today.We have been through a lot in the past including the cricketing bookmaking scandal; the Andy Symons monkey on the back saga and now the latest issues in South Africa.
Not only has the latest cheating scandal rubbed the ball the wrong way, it has also rubbed the fans the wrong way.
Now fellows, you know very well that am not one to exact revenge or retaliate in any way.
I believe that every cloud has a silver lining and out of all the issues in South Africa, the Aussie cricket team has now got a new sponsor.
As you know, very little clothing manufacture takes place in Australia and the new Aussie cricket uniform, just by chance, has been sourced from my cousins in India.
I have been very lucky to receive a special order of the new cricketing top and I would now like to model it for you.
Not only is it sun smart but it even comes with its own sheet of sandpaper!!!!