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Sergeant, John Gray started proceedings with fining last week's sergeant, Paul Milde by accusing him of "cheating" because of his record haul of fines. Paul was fined again for wearing a thong and a shoe-was it the result of overindulgence!?! Rob Nicholson, the fine collector was then fined for being too courtesy with the masses and trying to take over the fine session. Kerry Pascoe was fined" in absentia" for the annual anniversary of his last meeting he attended. Where are you Kerry? The Sarg then reeked revenge on "Captain Calcutta" for last week's "white wash" incident. Neil was fined heavily due to the fact that boasting about India's recent victory over Australia was nothing to crow about as even New Zealand can beat the Aussies!
The Sarg then went about fining all the golfers in the club by quoting from a recent publication he was given to promote "Better Golf for The Desperate"
John is pictured reviewing the more relevant chapters:
Chapter 1 How to properly line up your fourth putt.
Chapter 2 Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9 am. 
Chapter 3 How to relax when hitting three of the tee.
Chapter 4 How to relax when hitting five of the tee.
Chapter 5 When to give the curator the finger!
The book also includes some Golfing Terminology:
A Paris Hilton- an expensive hole!
A Rock Hudson-thought it was straight but it wasn't!
A Cuban-needs one more revolution!
An Adolf Hitler- two shots in the Bunker!
A Princess Grace- should have taken a driver!
A Princess Di- shouldn't have taken a driver!
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