Humour

PP Peter Crozier made the following contribution:

The following are results from an OZ-words Competition  where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by one  letter only, and supply a witty definition.

Clearly, you need to  be an Aussie to understand.

Billabonk:     to  make passionate love beside a waterhole 

Bludgie:         a partner who doesn't work, but is kept as a pet 

Dodgeridoo:  a  fake indigenous artefact 

Fair drinkum:  good-quality Aussie wine 

Flatypus:         a cat that has been run over by a vehicle 

Mateshit:        all your flat mate's belongings, lying strewn around the floor 

Shagman:       an unemployed male, roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual  activity 

Yabble:       the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans 

Bushwanker:  a  pretentious drongo, who reckons he's above average when it comes to  handling himself in the scrub 

Has anyone got any others they can think of? Is there room for a competition? Perhaps a bottle of red for the best contribution at next week's meeting?