Seargent-At-Arms 12/10/2014

After lunch President Farley introduced today's Sargent at Arms, Keith Jaques. Keith and his bag man Frank Dumais were a little slow separating Washington's from  members so I gave the first Happy Dollar.

 

They have caught the Laurel Hill Wreath Cemetery Thief. It turns out that Kany will be taking a leave of absence from the bank sot that he can represent his wife Holly- good luck. Did I tell you that I am on jury duty next month?

 

Dennis Elie was happy that he was able to cut a Christmas tree at Boiling Springs and then got to cut another tree for e fellow Rotarian.

 

Fausto had a happy dollar -something about changing his shirt for Andy Grief. This reporter does not want to know the details and did not inquire further.

 

Earl the Pearl Goodwin at 72 years old can still clean his own balls.

 

Joe B was glad that he still had a few more years before he caught up with Earl.

 

Paul D gave $10 happy dollars because once again his better 3/4's of 45 years together and 43 years married got him a smoking deal on some short sale house deal that did not include Saco Biddeford Savings. They closed the sale an hour before today's meeting.

 

There being no more Happy Dollars Keith lowered the boom. His targets:

 

Ken Farley having bell problems, Karen Chasse's poor Vanna imitation, Farley for allowing last week’s Tack announcing the 50/50 winner as "someone", Keith fined himself because he did not realize that his bag man, Frank Dumais has been on a "leave of absence" for the last six months( does Keith still represent the City of Biddeford ), Lucy and Bill for not including Keith in the auction email thread, Karen C for jumping into the email thread and getting involved, Brian D for thinking the San Diego had a chance against the Pat's. Lastly, Keith fined everybody that was wearing a name tag. 

 

Keith closed out his remarks by noting that Chris Endorf, our guest has officially drank the Cool Aid at Biddeford High School by sporting a big honking orange watch. For those of you who don't know, Chris was a fixture for a number of years at Thornton Academy.