Sargent At Arms 1/13/2016

SAA Joe Moreshead and his Merry Band of Taunters, which includes Karen and Keith.

 

HAPPY DOLLARS:

•Jim Audiffred was “practically delirious.” 5 Happy Dollars. Opportunity to work on the house. Mark, Sarah, and Pierre—a dollar for each because they worked so hard. Pierre is “the best garbage man I’ve ever seen.” Jim then offended native cultures (“spear chuckers”) with his fourth dollar. His 5th dollar is for Jim G., one of the most “generous and caring individual [Jim has] ever met in his life.” Total run time of Jim’s happy dollars: 64 minutes, 30 seconds.

 

•Denie Elie gave a happy dollar for ringing the bell at Walmart. In his retirement, Denis intends to be a greeter at Walmart.

•Joe Basset gave $5 in honor of his 55th wedding anniversary, and young women cooed when he said something like “55 isn’t enough.” Well played, Joe. You’re a good man, and you have given the club’s men a BRILLIANT idea on how to woo a younger woman.

 

FINES:

 

•Bill $1 or insulting Pierre

•Mark fined $1 for shameless plugs

•Fausto fined $1 for parking violations

•Jackson fined $1 for messing up visitor introductions

•Pierre fined $1 for not having a very exciting life, according to Karen Chasse.

•Keith beating up Mike Riley for a free donut. Turned out to be Keith’s brother. $1 fine, Joe looked downright silly with the error.

•Paul fined $1 for not realizing that Karen Chasse is a SAA, and for having too many $2 bills

•Bill fine $1 for picking on Steve about the aforementioned sign-up sheet

•Randy fined $1 for his welcome back

•Joe fined $1 for paying with a $100. Paying with a $100 bill: typical Republican.

•Karen fined $1 for skipping front desk duty.

•Keith fined those who admitted not coming next week.

•Denis fined $1 for his birthday, which is 2+ weeks away.

•Karen fined Chris $1 for wearing a TA sweater; fine paid by Bill. Fine doubled by Keith.

•Bill, Diane, Keith, Denis, Don, Chris, Jeremy, Matt, and Sarah all fined $1 for their Rotary anniversary

•Fausto fined $1 for the special meal he ordered

•Keith fined Denis $1 for saying how busy he is, in spite of his retirement.

•Our visitor was fined $1, too. We know how to make visiting Rotarians feel welcome