SAA: Keith Jacques

Today’s SAA was Keith Jacques.  He collected Happy Dollars first thing.  Craig Pendleton was happy to return his brother to Florida (this may not be the truth because I’m having a hard time reading my version of shorthandL). Carl Goodwin was happy to have finally won the 50/50 pot.  President Ken was happy for his wife being able to attend our Exchange Student Annie’s graduation in Ecuador.  Julie was happy to have won the 50/50 at the Saco Bay club last week & didn’t get fined.  Keith was unable to determine who the last one in was so the “last one in buck” was on the honor system.  Craig was charged a Happy Belated Birthday fine.  Anyone who did not bring in an auction item had to throw a dollar into the pot for giving PE Lucie heartburn.  PP Don Lauzier was fined for setting off alarms with the staples that were used to keep his head together when he fell off the roof.  Josh Fearon was fined for a “knee injury” while Joe Moreshead was hit up for wearing his dark glasses inside.  Jeremy Ray was fined for disappointing the kids and not cancelling school & Julie was fined for spelling Brad’s last name incorrectly.  I’m counting myself lucky if that’s all SAA Keith found in the minutes!