WHY THERE ARE NO ACCOUNTANTS
Three accountants and three lawyers wanted to catch a train but only had two tickets.
"How can we manage to take us six onto the train with only two tickets?" asked one of the lawyers.
"Easy," replied the accountants. "When the inspector searches for tickets, we all hide in the same bathroom and when the inspector knocks on the door, we'll open it slightly and have someone poke out their hand with the ticket to get it stamped."
They did this and it worked.
On the way back, the three accountants and three lawyers only had one ticket left.
"How can we manage to take us six onto the train with only one ticket?" asked one of the lawyers.
"Easy," replied the accountants. "When the inspector searches for tickets, you three lawyers hide in one bathroom and we three accountants hide in another bathroom. When the ticket inspector knocks on your door, have someone poke out their hands with the ticket to get it stamped."
The lawyers did not understand how this would work but took the accountants' words.
So the three lawyers hid in the bathroom and suddenly came the knock on the door. They opened it slightly and had someone poke out their hand with the ticket to get it stamped. The accountant quickly snatched the ticket.
And that is why the three lawyers in this club have made sure there are no accountants.