President's Denny 10 Predictions

Scandal Strikes SHRC.  IPP Denny admits he made up many of the "Facts" for "This Day in History!"
And if that is not enough of a scandal, IPP Denny "The Charlatan" Passantino came up with 10 predictions.  (Please note that your Editarian had ridden his bicycle 172 miles prior to the meeting and had one or maybe two glasses of an excellent red blend and may not have gotten all the predictions exactly as stated.)
 
  1. June 2018:  SHRC will grow by 10% and lead District 5450 in percentage growth.  (We like this one!)
  2. August 2019:  Jim Wingert will make the first Hole-in-One at the golf tournament and win Jim Suss' Buick! Sorry, Jim, it was just a dream.
  3. June 2020:  Pat Pogue wins 5th Consecutive Greeter of the Year and gets to keep the traveling hand cream trophy!
  4. March 2021:  Paul Urtz writes the best-selling book on dating, Tongue or No Tongue?
  5. April 2022:  Mark Rank opens a new clothing store featuring cargo shorts, T-shirts, and Hoodies.  Mark names it, "My Favorite Clothing!"
  6. January 2023:  SHRC's 40th Anniversary Charter Night.  Charter Members Bill Maclay, Jeff Kaes, and Terry Remigio jump out of a giant Birthday Cake.  The club votes to have pie for dessert.
  7. September 2026:  President (again) Mark Johnson asks Jeff and Denny to repeat the Denny and Jeff Show.  Chaos erupts...and I can't read any of my notes except the phrases, "oops" and the "underwear story."
  8. May 2025:  PP Denny is awarded Historian of the Year, which is quickly rescinded when it is revealed he made up all the facts. 
  9. February 2026:  The Cleveland Browns win the Super Bowl!  Sorry, Al Horton, this was also a dream.
  10. June 2027:  PPSquared Nancy Jones becomes the first SHRC President to serve three terms and becomes PPCubed.