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Smoky Hill (Aurora)
Service Above Self & Slightly Irreverent
We meet Mondays at 12:10 PM
Salvage Steakhouse, formerly The Summit
2700 South Havana Street
Aurora, CO  80014
United States
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If Not For Smoky Hill Rotary

From President Nancy:
 
Thanks for being here for our club assembly. Get ready to do some bragging!  If our outgoing board members and their committees could please plan to sit with their incoming board counterparts it will help our meeting go smoothly today.
 
This will be my last Monday meeting as your president this year and I want to thank you all for being the good and generous Rotarians that you are.  I especially want to thank my board for their support this year.  There are two ways to make decisions: one is with the fear of losing what you have and the other is with the hope of creating something better, and they chose hope. I want you each to know I am deeply appreciative that each of you performed your duties so capably this year. 
 
Talee gave me very good advice when I started my year: trust my officers and directors to do their jobs, support the causes they champion, and stay out of their way.  She also told me when doubts arise, to do what I thought was right.  When I started my year as your president, I didn't know what I didn't know. Now at the end, I'm painfully aware of what I don't know and it seems all that is left are the questions. Will our small but mighty club be able to function at this high level come five years from now?  Will we be able to retain our members as so many of us are retired or retiring?  Will we find ways to support our new members and nurture them so they will feel a part of us?  Would it be such a terrible idea if each one of us were to take on the personal challenge of finding one other like-minded person to replace us if we had to leave the club? I love Smoky Hill Rotary, and that is why I keep asking those questions.
 
Which brings to mind one of my favorite sayings from the great poet Rainer Maria Rilke, “Be patient towards all that is unresolved in your heart and to try to love the questions  .....  Do not now strive to uncover the answers; love the questions for now. Perhaps then you will gradually, without noticing it, love your way into the answers, one distant day in the future.”
 

Monday's Grinner or Groaner

A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the 4th of July picnic in Boston.
 
Old friends, they began their usual banter.
 
'This baked ham is really delicious,' the priest teased the rabbi. 'You really ought to try it. I know it's against your religion, but I can't understand why such a wonderful food should be forbidden. You don't know what you're missing. You just haven't lived until you've tried Mrs. Warren's prized Virginia Baked Ham. Tell me, Rabbi, when are you going to break down and try it?'
 
The rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and said, 'At your wedding.'
Stories
Out with the Old, In with the New
It's late June and that can only mean one thing in RotaryLand throughout the Globe.  Current office holders are thrilled their terms are completed, and new office holders are wondering why the H*E*DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS they said yes when the then President-Elect asked them to be on their board or be a committee chair, schedule programs, or worse yet, write the bulletin every week! 
 
We had a fun transition meeting on Monday, and your ADE (Almost Done Editarian) will do his best to provide a synopsis of a ridiculous amount of good news, or bragging, from committee chairs as President Nancy requested.  First off (You will never guess this...) are a couple of housekeeping announcements!
 
Hey, all hail The Sarge!  PPX2 Paul Urtz got us two new wireless microphones and they are way cool!  Hip Hip Hoooray!  He even had a summer starter kit for the "What's in the Bag" schtick, always an Editarian Favorite.  Apparently, lucky winner, PP Mike Peterson doesn't drink vodka tonics.  Too bad for him!  Paul also welcomed his replacement PP Jim Suss with these words of wisdom, "Good luck, Jim!"  Paul was also thanked for his work with IPP Denny Passantino and NSIPP (Not So Immediate PP) Dave Maxwell on updating the club bylaws!
Announcement #1:  Let Club Services Chair Terry Remigio know if you are attending Saturday night's Installation Banquet and if you are dining on chicken or prime rib (really? like who is picking the chicken????)  By the time you read this your RSVP is due, so do it right now!
 
Announcement #2:  Our first meeting of Rotary Year 2018-2019 (RY 18-19) will be Monday, July 9th when we will be hosting DG Sandy Mortensen on the first club visit of her year as District Governor.  Quite the feather in the cap for both SHRC and PEv/President-Elect for a few more days Talee Crowe!.  OK, new Board Members, get out your daytimers, google calendar, or whatever you ipeople use and save the date right now!  All members should be in attendance, especially all you newer members.  All Board members should be prepared for a short synopsis of your goals (you can just copy this newsletter, really!) to give to the DG at 11:30 before the regular meeting!  
 
Announcement #3:  Golf Committee will meet at Mark Johnson's home at 5:30 on July 10th!  Sounds like another great fundraiser!  Get your foursomes and corporate sponsorships in ASAP!
 
IT'S BRAGGING TIME!
 
Rotary Foundation:  Outgoing Rotary Foundation Chair and PEN Hugh Radke shared the good news of the awesomenessness (PP Sue Engelstad reference) of SH Rotarians and their generous giving to the Rotary Foundation!  We exceeded our goals by giving $12,370 to The Rotary Foundation and designating an additional $1240 for Polio Plus!  Our giving ranks us #3 in per capita giving in District 5450!  Not too shabby!  Pictured is PP Mike Peterson getting his Paul Harris +6 Pin!  Well done, Mike, and Congratulations to Hugh!
 
Oh, by the way, among the Aurora clubs we are (yet again) the standard bearer with $410 per capita giving.  The Fitzsimons RC came in at $342, Gateway RC at $175 and the Aurora RC at $123 per capita!  Woo Woo for us!
 
Incoming chair PP Lloyd Gottman has set a (way too low) goal of $9000 for TRF giving next year.  Let's blow that goal out of the water, eh?
 
Rotary Service:  Special shout out to Secretary/PP Bev Edwards and Treasurer Susan Aubin for their hard work and long hours satisfying all of the recordkeeping requirements for Rotary and keeping the books lean, mean, and clean!  "The club could continue without a President, but without these two, we would be doomed," said President Nancy!
 
Club Services:  PP Terry Remigio re-upped his role so more good parties are sure to come.  Terry highlighted a club outing to a play in July, a Carribean party in September (too much rum in the club supply), our always fun Holiday and Charter Night events, and a Cinco de Mayo party in May (too much tequila in the club supply!)  Thanks, Terry, for putting on some great events this year!
 
Membership:  Outgoing Membership Director PP Joe Hughes had a -3/+5 year and was instrumental in making some changes to make SHRC more welcoming to a broader range (read younger!) member!  Incoming chair PPX2 Jeff Kaes takes over looking to integrate our new members fully into the club while looking for new members in the nearby business neighborhoods and throwing a reunion party for former SH Rotarians.
 
Special Note:  SHRC donated over $20,800 to International and Community Services this year!  Our little club? Really!?  Yes, REALLY!
 
Community Service:  Chair Pat Pogue was taking a "kneeded" day off so PE Talee filled in thanking him for keeping our favorite local projects going.  Incoming chair PP Darryl Harvey will continue to support Peaceful Schools, Gateway Domestic Abuse Services, Ronald McDonald (with champion PP Betsy Jansen), Century Elementary Special Things and Holiday gifts, and quite possibly a completing a District Grant for new kitchen appliances for the Ronald McDonald House!
 
International Service:  Chair PP Betsy Jansen's report was given by PP/Secretary Bev Edwards.  (The Editarian hopes he got it all and some or most of the spellings are correct...here we go!)  SHRC IS ALL OVER THE WORLD WITH A LOT OF DIFFERENT PARTNERS!  We partnered with Club 31 Denver to fund a Moringa Leaf project in Africa, partnered with Kluge, Romania to equip a school for the vision impaired, partnered with the RC of Littleton for a project in El Salvador, partnered with RC of Modesto (CA) and Iradea, Romania for vocational equipment for a school, helped provide hospital equipment in Kolkatta, India, provided orthopedic equipment in Kluge, supported Breathing for Life in Ethiopia and will complete our Rotary Global grant for hospital equipment in Beius, Romania in March 2019!  Oh, and we always buy a Shelter Box every year!  Wait, there is more!  About now your Editarian ran out of ink...but we are working on a Bulgarian Medical Equipment project, a Budapest project and another project in Constanta, Romania.  Wowzer!
 
Youth Service:  PP Craig Essex will continue next year.  This year we provided 10 scholarships to RYLA/yRYLA in partnership with Rangeview HS and Downtown Aurora Visual Arts.  We are also working on a closer relationship with Rotaract!
 
Vocational Service:  Mark Rank will continue.  This year he supported excellent off-site visits and our Vocational Scholarships.  We should meet this year's winners next month!  Look for these great programs to continue next year!
 
Programs:  Kudos to Susan Michalakes and PP Al "The Great Hortini" Horton for outstanding programs this year, some of which were entertaining, and some of which were absolutely jaw-dropping!  
 
 
 
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The Denny and Jeff Show Returns
Look who's back!  By popular demand (and Presidential request) the Denny and Jeff Show returned with some old bits, some new bits, and a bit of singing.
 
A short discussion of the many very legitimate reasons the show was canceled last year was followed by a bit of complaining of Sarge Paul stealing our material! 
 
Jeff followed this up with a Top Ten List of the Reasons why Cyclists are the best.  Here is an edited list plus one Jeff inexplicably left off the list:
10.  Because when you are on a long bike ride you can eat like a pig and not gain weight.
8&9.  It makes you happy to get on the bike, and it makes you happy to get off the damn bike!
7.  A long bike ride makes the salt on potato chips a health food.
6.  You ride at a speed that lets you appreciate the sights, sounds, smells, and temperatures of nature!
5.  You can't buy happiness, but you can buy another bike, which is darn close!
3. Spandex:  Think Spanks for working out
2.  A post-ride beer is a necessity!
1A.  (the forgotten best one)  Because cyclists ALWAYS GO COMMANDO!
1.  Because cyclists must be cool because you guys help donate over $7250 to help fight Multiple Sclerosis for Jeff's 28th MS 150!  No Kidding, I have great friends!  Thank you very much!
Apparently, someone named "Susan A" outed Jeff as a singer of a little-known song:  "Up in the Air, Junior Birdman!"  (Editarian's note:  Thanks to PP Terry Remigio for the photos accompanying this article.  I know of no reason he took this picture of Treasurer Susan Aubin.)  It was obviously quite a surprise to the flustered Jeff half of the Denny and Jeff Show!  Jeff Rotaried Up and shared a short story and then sang "Junior Birdman."  If you missed it, tough luck!  You are not likely to hear it again!
 
A couple of commercials for a car dealer and a muffin salesman, and a return of Carnac the not so Magnificent completed the lunch-time "entertainment."  Jeff and Denny hope that you left Monday's meeting laughing!
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Duty Roster

  Invocation Greeters  
       
JULY 9 2018 CRAIG ESSEX PAT POGUE JIM WINGERT
JULY 16 2018 DARRYL HARVEY PAUL URTZ BILL MACLAY
JULY 23  2018 MIKE PETERSON JIM WINGERT DENNY PASSANTINO
JULY 30 2018 MARK JOHNSON CLAY FELL TERRY REMIGIO
   
 
 

SHRC Birthdays and Anniversaries

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July   None? Really??

The SHRC Calendar

Next Meeting's Featured Rotarians:
 
Invocation: Craig Essex
Greeters: Pat Pogue/Jim Wingert
 
June 30:  Installation Banquet
July 2:  No Monday meeting
July 9:  District Governor's Visit
July 26:  Board Meeting
August 3:  Golf Tournament!
 
Details in the Newsletter!
 
Speakers
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