Look who's back! By popular demand (and Presidential request) the Denny and Jeff Show returned with some old bits, some new bits, and a bit of singing.A short discussion of the many very legitimate reasons the show was canceled last year was followed by a bit of complaining of Sarge Paul stealing our material!
Jeff followed this up with a Top Ten List of the Reasons why Cyclists are the best. Here is an edited list plus one Jeff inexplicably left off the list:
10. Because when you are on a long bike ride you can eat like a pig and not gain weight.
8&9. It makes you happy to get on the bike, and it makes you happy to get off the damn bike!
7. A long bike ride makes the salt on potato chips a health food.
6. You ride at a speed that lets you appreciate the sights, sounds, smells, and temperatures of nature!
5. You can't buy happiness, but you can buy another bike, which is darn close!
3. Spandex: Think Spanks for working out
2. A post-ride beer is a necessity!
1A. (the forgotten best one) Because cyclists ALWAYS GO COMMANDO!
1. Because cyclists must be cool because you guys help donate over $7250 to help fight Multiple Sclerosis for Jeff's 28th MS 150! No Kidding, I have great friends! Thank you very much!
Apparently, someone named "Susan A" outed Jeff as a singer of a little-known song: "Up in the Air, Junior Birdman!" (Editarian's note: Thanks to PP Terry Remigio for the photos accompanying this article. I know of no reason he took this picture of Treasurer Susan Aubin.) It was obviously quite a surprise to the flustered Jeff half of the Denny and Jeff Show! Jeff Rotaried Up and shared a short story and then sang "Junior Birdman." If you missed it, tough luck! You are not likely to hear it again!A couple of commercials for a car dealer and a muffin salesman, and a return of Carnac the not so Magnificent completed the lunch-time "entertainment." Jeff and Denny hope that you left Monday's meeting laughing!