​Love Sonnet? Really?
 
I came across the following love sonnet by William Shakespeare a while back.
 
Sonnet 130: My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun
 
My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun; 
Coral is far more red than her lips' red; 
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun; 
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. 
I have seen roses damasked, red and white, 
But no such roses see I in her cheeks, 
And in some perfumes is there more delight 
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks. 
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know, 
That music hath a far more pleasing sound. 
I grant I never saw a goddess go; 
My mistress when she walks treads on the ground. 
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare 
As any she belied with false compare.
 
William Shakespeare 
 
Now that you have read this, I have a couple of questions. First to the women-what would you do if you received this from you true love? Second to the men-if you gave your true love something like this, how long did you spend in the hospital?