Ok, so you do not need to actually dress up, but I did want to let you know that we have the Dassel Ambassadors and candidates coming on this Thursday.  Last year they allowed us to ask questions of them to get them ready for their competition.  So start thinking of good ones now.  

 

How about, "If two trains were traveling towards each other, one was traveling at 50 miles per hour from Duluth and the other traveling 35 miles per hour from Chishom and both were using a corn based ethanol with a 87 percent combustion rate (factoring, of course, the .07 percent decrease in combustion per mph based on speeds over 35 mph)  and if each of the above said trains was carrying freight equal to but not exceeding the weight of 45 bulls who have been grass fed, whereas the conductor of the first was a left-handed pitcher in college and the conductor of the second was playing second flugelhorn in the community orchestra, how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?"

 

Or you of course could be more creative (or at least more coherent).  

 

Well the answer to that and many other questions will be given Thursday at Rotary!  Join us!

 

 

Tim Wheatley