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Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark:
  1. Don't miss the boat.
  2. We are all in the same boat.
  3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
  4. Don't listen to critics..just get on with the job that needs to be done.
  5. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
  6. Stay fit. you never know when someone may ask you to do something really big.
  7. Speed isn't always an advantage...the snails were on board with the cheetahs.
  8. When you're stressed, float a while.
  9. Remember, the ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic by professionals.
10. No matter the storm, there's always a rainbow waiting.