Secrets To Feeling Young.....

Secrets to feeling young:

First, avoid mirrors.
 
Second, do not update your Rotary roster photo. If you do, other people will more easily recognize you, but you will find it more difficult to look at.  

Third, don't think about "old" except as it may apply to people 20 years above your age.  

Fourth, practice delusion and denial until you forget what you are doing and why.

Is this another 4-Way Test?????