Laughter's Corner.....

With a Side of Argument

We were in a restaurant, perusing the menu, when I let my husband know that he rarely paid attention to me when I spoke. Well, of course he disagreed, so we went back to reading our menus in chilly silence. After a few uncomfortable minutes, I said, 
“I think I’m getting a headache.”

He responded, “Go ahead, sweetheart; get whatever you want.”