MY RECUMBENT BICYCLE

How does a 78 year old Rotarian buy his monthly dose of wine?  He rides his recumbent bicycle to the neighborhood HyVee (3 miles round trip over hill and dale away from main streets).  Then he buys about 10 of those little dollar bottles of wine, mooches a cloth bag from the store, hang the bag on a seat post and pedals home.  The nice thing about recumbent bikes for older riders is that your are not likely to fly over the handlebars and you can get your feet on the terra firma pronto if a flaw in the street is suddenly encountered.
 
NOTE:  I would like other club members to email something going on in your life tht you would risk paying a dollar for in fines to Neil