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President's Message
Alain Charles
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Hello Fellow Rotarians
This week we celebrated the 13th Police Officer of the Year Award evening.
 
It was a most enjoyable evening hosted by our club in the company of DG Darryl Brown, Assistant Commissioner Mr Brian Codd and wife Madonna, Councillor Paul Taylor and Yvonne. Chief Superintendent Marty Michelsen, PDG Michael Irving and past winners and visiting Rotarians from the Southport Club.
Assistant Commissioner Brian Codd confirmed that this is a unique event in QLD that praises and acknowledges the work that Police encounter daily.
I would like to once again congratulate all nominees and the Winners of the various awards on the night.
 
A very special mention to the Rotary Club of Southport and President Rhonda Whitton for given up their venue on the night so we could host the awards there.
 
My personal thanks  from the PCYC Sergeant Linda Baade and Rotarians - Committee Chair Ray Milton, Bruce Kuhn, Neil Jones, Bill Waller and Pauline Armstrong. Congratulations on a great job in bringing this event to life.
 
I look forward to welcoming you all on Tuesday at the Quality Hotel.
 
Yours in Rotary
 
Alain
 
 
 
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ATTENDANCE REPORT 17 OCTOBER 2017
  17 Broadbeach Members & Guests
    2 
Honorary Members (Paul Taylor & Yvonne))
  14
Visiting Rotarians (DG Darrell Browne & 13 Southport members)                                               
130   Gold Coast Police Officers & partners and other guests
163 Total Attendance
 
MEETING DUTY ROSTER
 
24 October
Door:        Ray Milton & Bruce Kuhn
Sergeant:  Nancy Smith
Toast:       Alex Jorden
Scribe:      Robyn Brown
Anecdote:  Nasser Kaviani
 
31 October
No Meeting
 
Friday 3 November
Sister Club Welcome BBQ
All hands on deck
 
Saturday 4 November
45th Anniversary Dinner
Scribe:      Neil Jones
Anecdote:  John Monks
 
7 November
Melbourne Cup Day - no meeting
 
14 November
Door:        Malcolm Daviess & Bob Jordan   
Sergeant:  Kevin O'Brien
Toast:        Bruce Kuhn
Scribe:      Harold Busch
Anecdote:  Neil Baldwin
 
21 November
Door:        Malcolm Daviess & Bob Jordan   
Sergeant:  Russ Hutchison
Toast:       Andrew McTaggart
Scribe:      Neil Baldwin
Anecdote: Ian Cowen
 
FUNDRAISING ROSTER REMINDERS THIS WEEK
 
Sausage Sizzle Friday 27th October
6.00am Cec McPaul, Malcolm Daviess, Bob Jordan & Uwe Seifert
11.00am Ian Cowen, Neil Jones and
 
Carrara Markets Book Shop
21 October AM/PM Volunteers Needed
22 October AM Joan Briggs, PM Volunteer Needed
 
Car Boot Sale Sunday 5th November
5.00am Kay Hodges, Noel Hodges, Ray Milton & Bill Waller
7.00am TBA
 
 
FINANCE REPORT - PETER DIMOND
Meeting   17 October 2017  
Fines $ Bunnings Sizzle Friday 13 October $   691.85 
Copper Pot Carrara Market Book Shop 14/15 October                  $   330.00 
Raffle $
Car Boot Sale Sunday 15/11 (Cancelled due to rain)
$
       
        
TOTAL $ N/A   TOTAL $1,021.85
 
 
SECRETARY REPORT - Tony Lewis
This week I have included some excerpts from the minutes of the Board meeting held on 3rd October.
Please note that the complete Board minutes for all meetings can be found in "View Club Documents" in Club Runner
All members are also most welcome to attend Board meetings the next being 14th November.
 
Reports:
President  
Today is the 4th meeting of the Broadbeach Rotary Club at our new venue the Quality Hotel.
It seems that we have been welcomed and respected by the management of the hotel.
From the outside looking in we have been looked after by the wait staff. The 2 course meals at $25 have been enjoyable and it appears that all members are enjoying meeting here. It is hard to meet everyone’s expectations but we have fielded very few complaints.
Harold and I visited Cedar House to announce that the District Grant has been approved. They were extremely grateful and are looking forward to the Broadbeach Rotary club joining them in progressing the work that is required to be completed. Harold will be liaising with the management of Cedar House and intend forming a committee to get the work started.
So far we have had some enjoyable evenings with interesting guest speakers in our very own David O’Dwyer who addressed us on the initial evening at the Quality Hotel followed by an enjoyable partners night the following Tuesday.
Thank you to Ray Milton, Bruce and the committee for ensuring POOTY in full swing.
Followed by Pauline who is also ensuring the 45th Anniversary will go ahead after a few difficult days.
I would sincerely like to thank Secretary Tony for plugging so many gaps whilst some of our Board members are on leave.
All in all it has been a very good month and the decision to leave Crowne Plaza has been very well received by Broadbeach Rotary Club members
  • Service
The Service Director advised that he had met with Bunnings regarding the Cedar House sensory gardens project and was also working with Bunnings regarding their (Bunnings) contribution to the Rosemary House project.
Moved Harold Busch, seconded Alain Charles that “the Board match the Rotary Grant of $4000 to be used at Sensory Garden at Cedar House and as required at Rosemary House”
Carried
 
  • Youth
The Youth Director advised that he had Emailed schools (Marymount. Merrimac. Varsity. Somerset) asking for nominations for RYTS. Students will be selected on a needs basis.
It was noted that the Youth Director was building up an excellent rapport with schools.
 
General business
  • Young Achiever  Award - The future of the very prestigious community award
It was noted that the Young Achiever Award had been cancelled twice in the last 3 years and that it was getting difficult to get support from members especially in regard to nominations. It was also noted that Radio station 92.5 is currently running a Young Achiever project.
It was suggested that a meeting be held with the Chamber of Commerce who could find suitable candidates.
The President to investigate the feasibility of this. However, there will be a need for a member to coordinate such a program.
  • Dates for the AGM and the audited financial accounts to be circulated to members beforehand.
It was agreed that the Annual General meeting will be held on Tuesday 21st November 2017, at which time that the audited accounts will have been received from the auditors
 
 
 
ALMONER REPORT - Bob Jordan
 
Nothing more to report on last weeks update
 
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Upcoming Events
Club Meeting - 24 October 2017
Quality Hotel
Oct 24, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
NO MEETING - 31 October 2017 (4 November in lieu)
Oct 31, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Social BBQ - Welcome to Sister Club Rotarians
The Hub
Nov 03, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Broadbeach Rotary 45 Year Anniversary
Southport Golf Club
Nov 04, 2017
6:52 PM – 10:53 PM
 
NO MEETING - Melbourne Cup - 7 November 2017
Nov 07, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Lets go on an African Safari with Dr Denis O'Brien
Quality Hotel
Nov 14, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Club Meeting - 21 November 2017
Quality Hotel
Nov 21, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Social Evening - 28 November 2017
The Hub
Nov 28, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Club Meeting - 5 December 2017
Quality Hotel
Dec 05, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Club Meeting - 12 December 2017
Quality Hotel
Dec 12, 2017
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Nancy Smith
October 16
 
Bruce Kuhn
October 25
 
Spouse Birthdays
Liz
October 8
 
Roslyn
October 13
 
Lorraine Hawton
October 17
 
Shanti Gowans
October 18
 
Marie Jorden
October 28
 
Anniversaries
Neil Baldwin
Carol Baldwin
October 7
 
Ian Cowen
Gay
October 10
 
 
 
MEMBER ANECDOTES
 
DENIS O'BRIEN
 
 
Some of you may know that many years ago I practised from my medical centre across the road from the Quality Inn Tavern where we now meet for Rotary.  It came to my attention that our telephone account had escalated enormously.  Details showed that every Sunday night between 8  and 10pm hundreds of dollars in calls were made to two international numbers. The surgery closed at 8pm on Sundays so this was hard to fathom, and furthermore I found this had been going on for more than 6 months.  Telstra proved to be no help, I really shouldn’t have been surprised!  They simply indicated in no uncertain terms that it was my responsibility to monitor my own telephone.
So I started my sleuthing.  Our cleaner arrived at the surgery at 10pm every Sunday night so he was my first suspect. I cased the surgery at 9 pm thinking I would nab him on the phone, however he didn’t arrive until 10pm.  His genuine response to my assertions was that he was an orphan and a Christian and had no relatives or friends overseas.  He was so sincere I believed him.   I carried on with my detective work and returned to the premises for a further two Sunday nights but nothing happened, and I did not receive any further bills for those nights.  I was stumped. I was now resigned to the fact that I would have to pay for someone using my telephone illegally.
But hey presto!  Enter the Federal police.  They were requesting to install a camera on the roof of the medical centre. They were confident of regular drug deals going down in the car park of the then Lone Star Tavern.  A thought flashed through my mind, maybe they could help, after all they were real detectives. I explained the mystery telephone calls and lack of interest from Telstra and they agreed to help me in return for locating the camera.
 Sometime later they appeared in the surgery enquiring if I knew a person with a particular surname.  I looked through the computer database and had no patients or staff with that name.  It turns out that two calls were made every Sunday night, lasting approximately an hour each, and both of the people called in Europe had the same surname. It was shared by only one other person in Australia, and guess what?  This person lived in Broadbeach.  They kindly paid him a visit and despite his denials they searched his unit.  They discovered a telephone with a 30 foot extension cord at the end of which was a bulldog clip.  He had been parking his car in the car park, attaching the bulldog clip to my outside-mounted phone signal box, and sitting in his car having lovely long chats to both his mother and his wife at my expense!
The happy conclusion to this story was that the Federal Police contacted Telstra, who returned all my money.  The caller was charged with theft and they also successfully charged a drug dealer.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Rotary International     
Rotary Information Weekly
 

Mark Daniel Maloney selected to be 2019-20 Rotary president

Mark Daniel Maloney declared President Nominee.

Having received no challenges, Rotary International President Ian Riseley declared Mark Daniel Maloney as Rotary's president nominee on 1 October. He will be elected at the 2018 RI Convention in Toronto, Canada and will become President on 1 July 2019.

        “The clubs are where Rotary happens,” says Maloney, an attorney. He aims to support and strengthen clubs at the community level, preserve Rotary’s culture as a service-oriented 

        membership organization, and test new regional approaches for growth.

        “With the eradication of polio, recognition for Rotary will be great and the opportunities will be many,” he says. “We have the potential to become the global powerhouse for doing good.”

Club News  

HONOUR FOR YOUNG ACHIEVER WINNER 2015

Tanya Diessel, our young achiever winner for 2015 has been selected to carry the Queens Baton in a leg of the Commonwealth Games relay.

 

NOTICE OF THE ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING OF THE ROTARY CLUB OF BROADBEACH INCORPORATED - TUESDAY 21 NOVEMBER 2017
The Annual General Meeting of the Rotary Club of Broadbeach Incorporated, will be held on Tuesday 21st November 2017 at the Quality Hotel Mermaid Waters 4218 commencing at 7.00pm
By order of the Board
Tony Lewis
Secretary
 
UPCOMING ROTARY EVENTS
 
BROADBEACH 45TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATIONS FRIDAY 3 AND SATURDAY 4 NOVEMBER 
Planning is underway for this milestone celebration and invitations have been extended to our Sister Clubs with early indications that we will have 9 representatives from Tauranga and a further nine from kasaoka.
The program is still being finalised but will include a welcome BBQ at The Hub on Friday evening and the 45th Anniversary Dinner at Southport Golf Club on Saturday 4 November. 
These events will replace our normal weekly meeting on 31 October and as usual, we will not have a meeting the following Tuesday, Melbourne Cup Day.
Full program details will be provided shortly but please mark your diary accordingly.
 
BROADBEACH ANNUAL CHRISTMAS PARTY TUESDAY 19 DECEMBER
Planning for the Christmas function is about to commence and details will be advised in due course.  In the meantime please note the date in your diary.
 
 
 
 
The Rotary Foundation Weekly
 

Join us online for World Polio Day 2017

You don’t have to buy a plane ticket to participate in this year’s World Polio Day festivities at the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation’s facility in downtown Seattle, Washington, USA. You can watch the event live on 24 October at 14:30 Seattle time (7.30am Wednesday 25 October our time) for an update on our global campaign to eradicate polio. A recording of the livestream will be available later.

Sue Desmond-Hellmann, the Gates Foundation’s chief executive, will discuss this year’s progress with attendees, including Rotary members, Gates Foundation staff, and supporters, as well as the audience watching worldwide via livestream. Only 11 new cases of wild poliovirus have been reported so far in 2017, all in Pakistan and Afghanistan.

Other speakers will include Jay Wenger, director of the Gates Foundation’s polio eradication efforts; Dean Rohrs, vice president of Rotary International; wrestler John Cena and singer-songwriter Tiwa Savage, Rotary polio ambassadors; Ade Adepitan, a Paralympian and polio survivor; and Jeffrey Kluger, senior editor at Time magazine overseeing science and health reporting. 

Claire Foy and Andrew Garfield, stars of the upcoming movie “Breathe,” and director Andy Serkis will also speak. “Breathe” is based on the true story of a polio survivor who became an advocate for others.

 
 
FROM LAST WEEK'S MEETING - 17 OCTOBER 2017 
 
Scribe:  Neil Jones
 
At 7.00pm sharp guests were encouraged to be seated by the piper who then played the National Anthem.
 
Joint MC's Bruce Paige and Wendy from Channel Nine then outlined the formalities for the evening and introduced the Broadbeach Rotary Club President.
 
President Alain welcomed 162 members & guests to the Southport Golf Club for the 2017 Gold Coast Police Officer of the Year Awards night.
Alain did our club proud with a well composed and equally well presented speech and welcome - congratulations Alain.
 
Alain's welcome was followed by an equally impressive address from Queensland Police Assistant Commissioner Brian Codd.
 
Dinner comprising alternate drop main course and sweets followed.
 
The formal part of the evening commenced with Assistant Commissioner Brian Codd, Gold Coast District Officer Marty Mickelson and President Alain on stage to make the presentations.
 
There were six nominees for the Civilian Support Officer of the Year - Tracey Abbott (Child Protection & Investigation Unit), Claire Bradshaw (Mudgeeraba Station), Tracy Hocart (Surfers Paradise), Jasyiyah Abdul Kadir (Police Liaison Officer), Samantha McMahon (Major Events Group) and Adrian Seeto (Computer Support) and the winner was Tracey Abbott.
 
Next up was the Station/Unit of the Year with four nominations - Coomera Road Policing Unit, Domestic & Family Violence Task Force,, Gold Coast Prosecutions and Mudgeeraba Police Station and the winner was The Domestic & Family Violence Task Force.
 
Before moving on to the "Big One" President Alain made a special presentation to Sergeant Linda Baade of the Gold Coast PCYC to acknowledge her support over many years to the Awards Night as well as her support to the community  and her tireless efforts towards Youth programs on the Gold Coast.
 
Twelve nominees for Gold Coast Police Officer of the Year were introduced; Detective Sergeant Nicola Brown (Northern Crime Group), Senior Constable Tracey Clouston (Gold Coast Crime Prevention & PCYC), Senior Constable Kylee Cruickshank (Southport), Sergeant John Goobanko (Surfers Paradise), Detective Sergeant Grant Goodall (Major & Organised Crime Squad), Acting Senior Sergeant Kayleen James ( Domestic & Family Violence Task Force), Sergeant Holly James (OIC Gold Coast Crime Prevention Unit), Senior Constable Beau McNamara (Jacobs Well Police Beat), Senior Constable Daniel McShane (Gold Coast Prosecutions), Senior Constable Mitch Nelis (Broadbeach), Senior Constable Joel Spencer (Child Protection & Investigation Unit), Sergeant Lyndon O'Neil (Gold Coast Cross Cultural Unit) and Constable Siobahn Rhodes (Coomera).
 
The winner and the thirteenth Gold Coast Police Officer of the Year is Detective Sergeant Nicola Brown from the Northern Crime Group.  
 
CONGRATULATIONS NICOLA
 
THE MEETING IN PICTURES
 
 
   The crowd at the Southport Golf Club for POOTY Awards 2017
  
  Senior Police & Rotary Representatives      Tony all bandaged up and Kathy Lewis
   
   
                       Broadbeach & Southport Rotarians enjoying the evening
  
         Comperes Bruce & Wendy                    Brian Codd, Marty Mickelson & Alain
  
            Civilian Support Officer Nominees and the winner is Tracey Abbott
  
 Representatives of Unit/Station Nominees       Domestic & Family Violence Task force
                                                                        Representative Kayleen James
 
                                  Special recognition for Sergeant Linda Baade
 
   Nominees for Gold Coast POOTY and the winner is Detective Sergeant Nicola Brown
  
 DG Darrell, Brian & Alain with Nicola                    Gold Cost Police Officer of the Year
                                                                          Detective Sergeant Nicola Brown
 

 
WEEKLY LAUGHS
 
Two friends who grew old together made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other how life after death was. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.
After a long life, Dan was the first to die. Benny mourned him and waited for him to come and visit.
True to his word, two months later, as Benny was sleeping, the voice of Dan appeared in his head.
"Benny...Benny..."
"My gosh... Is that you, Dan?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful!  What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have s*x. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have s*x again, bathe in the warm sun and then have s*x  a couple more times... then I have lunch (keeping healthy, lots of greens).
Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have s*x  the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again. Then it's more is*x  until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again".
"Wow, Dan!  Heaven sounds amazing!"
"What heaven?  I'm a rabbit at Our Local Golf Course."
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A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him.
He asked his father, "How does this boat float?"
The father thought for a moment, then replied, "Don't rightly know, son."
The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father, "How do fish breathe underwater?"
Once again the father replied, "Don't rightly know, son."
A little later the boy asked his father, "Why is the sky blue?"
Again, the father replied. "Don't rightly know, son."
Worried he was going to annoy his father, he says, "Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?"
"Of course not, son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything!"
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Two buddies were getting dressed in the locker room after a workout, when the first man saw something that give him a bit of a shock.
"How long have you been wearing that bra?" the man asked his friend.
The friend replies, "Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment."
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
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Q: Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
A: Because he was newt to the area!

Q: What do Scottish toads play?
A: Hop-scotch!

Q: What kind of underwear do reporters wear?
A: News briefs.

Q: What did the one penny say to the other penny?
A: We make perfect cents.

Q: How do you kill a circus troupe?
A: Go for the juggler.
 
 
QUOTE FOR THE WEEK
 
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.

- Bob Hope

 

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