September 8 Agenda
- Volunteers needed for Dog Fest on September 18. Please sign up with Elizabeth.
- Volunteer of the Year Candidates - Lois 973-715-1053
- Trunk or Treat-Friday, October 21 at 6:30 pm at the Drum Point Sports Complex -rain date October 28 - Elizabeth Ackerman will coordinate this event - need volunteers to donate and give out candy.
- Member Appreciation Breakfast, September 10, 2016 - Joyce's home - 59 NIna Court Please RSVP to Joyce
- 9/11 Memorial Ceremony at Windward Beach - September 11, 2016
- Monthly Directors Meeting - September 13 7 PM Sharp at Brick Library on Chambersbridge Road
- DOG FEST - Sunday, September 18 - 11-4 PM. Raindate: Oct 2
- Evening Meeting - Thursday, September 22 at 5:30 PM at Charlie Brown's, Route 70, Lakewood
- Vocational Assembly - October 5, 2016 Phill Lucas will be receiving Service Award at this event.
- Bus Trip to NYCB Theatre at Westbury - Broadway Sings - November 1, 2016 $100 pp includes Dinner at Verdi's of Westbury. RSVP - Ann Colasurdo 732-833-9574
- Chamber of Commerce Events - Please remember to register at: http://www.brickchamber.com/ourevents
- Business Builder Breakfast - Brandywine Senior Living at Reflections, 1594 Route 88 West, Brick. Date: September 9, 2016 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM
- Spotlight on Non-Profits Trade Show Date: September 21, 2016 - We are sharing a table with the Morning Club.
- Business Builder Breakfast - Leisure Park, 1400 Route 70, Lakewood Date: October 7, 2016 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM
- Chamberfest! Date: October 20, 2016
Puns for Educated Minds
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
17. A backward poet writes inverse.
18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.