Power of the press

Last week, Sunriser Jim Gray was appalled to learn that he had lent his considerable conducting talents to a youth soccer game.  And fellow Sunriser Michael Riel was surprised to learn that he had a son.  And that his son was getting married.  ????

After a period of lengthy, professional, investigative research, delving into these serious allegations, it has been established that Jim Gray actually led a 245 piece marching band at a major University of California game.  (Although Bulletin staff has not been able to procure photos or video of the event.)  And Michael Riel, himself, is getting married.

At the time of this bulletin's publication, no reliable evidence has been uncovered that the proud, new groom actually has a son.  So that rumor is assumed to be false.  Photos of the alleged Riel nuptials are being sought and may be published in forthcoming bulletins. 

Sunrisers can be assured that all articles published in weekly bulletins are thoroughly proofed, edited and screened by editorial staff.  Information reported is believed to be correct and verifiable according to reliable sources.