Tweeten compares team to legendary past players in exclusive interview
When asked to name her star player, team captain and coach Eloise Tweeten compared them with well known Packer all stars. She claimed that their superstar player is so incredible that many mistake him for Aaron Rogers. He always "has our backs," she added and "Leroy Carlenzoli is our edge rusher racking up a total of 25 ticket points!"
Coach Tweeten declined to reveal strategies from her playbook, but did indicate that a Hail Mary pass may be attempted in the 4th quarter if necessary to clinch a victory. Tweeten praised her team for its diversity and boasted that EIGHT athletes have distinguished themselves with community service as "Rotary presidents". She spoke eloquently of her players' dedication to regular workouts and also commended younger recruits, predicting that "Our youngest members may end up being our true Super Stars."
