Posted by Yvette Reade on Sep 21, 2017

A biker & God

 

A man on his Harley was riding along a Victorian beach road when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said "Build a bridge to Tasmania so I can ride over anytime I want."

God replied "Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your  desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy." 


God replied: "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

 

OR

 

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of different, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid
is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."

Husband: "What’s up?"

Wife: "According to DNA test results, this is not our kid."

Husband: "Well, you don’t remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped and you said,

“Please go and change the baby, I’ll wait here for you.” So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there."

Moral: Never give a man a job that doesn't belong to him.