Posted by Dave Davis on Jun 17, 2017

  • Bill and  Harry both got themselves a temporary job working at the Portland airport. 
    Portland got fogged in one night and nothing could take off or land so Bill and Harry had nothing to do. 
    After work Bill and Harry usually have a drink on their way home, so Bill said to Harry.... 

    "I heard that you can get a buzz off drinking jet fuel." 

    Since they have nothing better to do, they try it. 

    Finally, their shift is over and they get to go home. 

    Next morning Bill calls Harry and says, "How are you feeling?" 

    Harry says he's fine, never felt better. 

    asks, :Do you have a hangover?" 

    Harry says "no." Then Harry says, "Wow this is great! We can drink all we want and not get a hangover." 

    Then Bill says, "Uhh, there is one side effect, Harry. Have you farted yet?" 

    Harry says, "No, why?"

    Bill says, "I'm calling you from Sacramento!"