A guy goes into the confessional box after years

being away from the Church. He pulls aside the 

curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a 

fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the very 

best wines, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, 

and on the wall a fine photographic display of 

buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.  

He hears a priest come in:"Father, forgive me for 

it's been a very long time since I've been to 

confession and I must admit that the confessional 

box is much more inviting than it used to be". 

The priest replies, "Get out! You're on my side".