This Weeks Funny?
Posted by David Davis
on Jan 27, 2014
A guy goes into the confessional box after years
being away from the Church. He pulls aside the
curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a
fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the very
best wines, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby,
and on the wall a fine photographic display of
buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.
He hears a priest come in:"Father, forgive me for
it's been a very long time since I've been to
confession and I must admit that the confessional
box is much more inviting than it used to be".
The priest replies, "Get out! You're on my side".
A guy goes into the confessional box after years
being away from the Church. He pulls aside the
curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a
fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the very
best wines, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby,
and on the wall a fine photographic display of
buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.
He hears a priest come in:"Father, forgive me for
it's been a very long time since I've been to
confession and I must admit that the confessional
box is much more inviting than it used to be".
The priest replies, "Get out! You're on my side".