Three mothers are sitting on a park bench in
Miami Beach talking about how
much their sons love them.

Sadie says, "You
know the Chagall painting hanging in my living room? My
son, Arnold, bought
that for me for my 75th birthday. What a good boy he is
and how much he loves
his mother."

Minnie says, "You call that love? You know the Eldorado Cadillac
I just got
for Mother's Day? That's from my son Bernie. What a

Shirley says, "That's nothing. You know my son Stanley? He's in
therapy with
a psychoanalyst on Park Ave. Five session a week. And what does he
about? Me!"