A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed
the wrong number and got a private home instead. 
"Do you have 'Eyes of Blue'
and 'A Love Supreme?'" she asked. 

"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner.
"But I have a wife and eleven children." 

"Is that a record?" she inquired, puzzled in
her turn. 
"I don't think so," replied the man, 
‚Äč"but it's as close as I want to get."