This Week's Funny?
Posted by Dave Davis
on Jan 17, 2015
A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed
the wrong number and got a private home instead.
"Do you have 'Eyes of Blue'
and 'A Love Supreme?'" she asked.
"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner.
"But I have a wife and eleven children."
"Is that a record?" she inquired, puzzled in
her turn.
"I don't think so," replied the man,
"but it's as close as I want to get."
"but it's as close as I want to get."