Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat
Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose
which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:
1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite
4. In little feverish nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.
Your Personality:
1. The whole thing: This means you consume life with abandon,
you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of
recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust
you with his or her children.
2. One bite at a time: You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion
other people who eat their Oreos this very same way.
Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay,
not to worry, you're normal.
3. Slow and Methodical: You follow the rules. You're very tidy
and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with
everything you do to the point of being anal retentive and
irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going
to go the speed limit.
4. Feverish Nibbles: Your boss likes you because you get your
work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and
never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides
run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.
5. Dunked: Everyone likes you because you are always up beat.
You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize
bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the
shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic
6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie: You have a
highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things
apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put
them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your
activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong.
You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal,
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie: You are
good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you
want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean,
and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself.
But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside: You enjoy pain.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them: Stay away from small
furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.
10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreos: You probably
come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to
upscale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the
things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right.
You like to be pampered. You are a prissy.