President of the Day - Jean Michael led the way, iambic pentameter was her way.
We started off as fines came down one by one.  A finemaster found that less to others can backwash and sting a bit.  While a member's car deals cost a fiver times ten.
Now on to the speaker of the day.  Cindy Rabanera recalled the life of the USS Iowa (BB-61).
All I can add is come on down.