Rotary Club of Anchorage East

Greg's Groaners

Posted by Greg Solomon
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist.
 
Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?  A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
 
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.  All I did was take a day off.
 
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?  He was lucky it was a soft drink.