Jim related to the club that he had participated in the recent Lake Geneva Triathalon.  He competed in the Super Sprint event (1/4 mile swim, 12 mile bike, and 1 mile run); he exploited a loophole in the age rules to enter 60-64 age group, despite being a mere 59 years old.  Capitalizing on his youthful vigor (it's all relative), he triumphed in placing first in this division.  He has promptly retired from competition, citing this Triathalon as his "first and last," thus ensuring an unblemished record in the prestgious Lake Geneva Triathalon annals.

No pictures of Jim in his competition Speedo were available at press time.