Sergeant-At-Arms: Two Gals, One Goal

(From Wikipedia) "A Sergeant-at-Arms (sometimes spelled Serjeant-at-Arms) is an officer appointed by a deliberative body, usually a legislature, to keep order during its meetings."

This year, for the first time in our club's history, the official "order-keepers" are two females (Past President Barbara Kenyon & April Hankey) and they have decided to shake things up a bit when it comes to fining you fantastic folks, so listen up!

Did your beloved baseball team win the pennant, inspiring you to gloat at lunch? That will be $5.00, thank-you-very-much. New Fine: $5 minimum/sports team announcement.

Do you know how to pronounce President Brendan's name? Let's hope so: $1 fine each time you mispronounce his name.

Finally, did you wait until the end for your announcement? That's gonna cost you, how much depends on your fellow Rotarians. New Fine: The last announcement at lunch goes to the highest bidder!

Thank you to all who have donated to S-A-A so far this year. To-date, in just three meetings, the new S-A-A ladies have collected $354 for the Rotary Foundation! Let's keep it up.