A city slicker was driving through the country when he spotted a horse
standing in a field. He was quite taken with the animal and so pulled
over to ask the farmer if it was for sale.
“Afraid not, “ said the farmer
“I’ll give you a thousand dollars!” the city slicker promised
“I can’t sell you that horse. He don’t look too good,” replied the farmer.
“I know horses, and he looks fine. I’ll give you two thousand!”
“Well, all right, if you want him so bad.
The next day, the man returned the horse, screaming that he had been
gypped. “You sold me a blind horse!”
“Well, “ said the farmer, I told you he didn’t look too good.”
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Jokes about unemployed people aren’t funny.
They just don’t work.
Welcome to plastic surgery addiction group, I see a lot new faces... I'm a bit disappointed
I did an experiment on the effects of alcohol on the human body.
The results were staggering!
He's the kind of a guy who can light up a room just by flicking a switch......
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On a warm summer night, a young lady entered the butcher shop with startling news for the butcher: The baby in her arms was his.
Nonplussed, the butcher didn't know what to do, and eventually offered the only thing he thought he could - he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.
He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."
"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."
When the boy arrived home he told his mother.
The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!"
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A city slicker was driving through the country when he spotted a horse standing in a field. He was quite taken with the animal and so pulled over to ask the farmer if it was for sale.
“Afraid not, “ said the farmer
“I’ll give you a thousand dollars!” the city slicker promised
“I can’t sell you that horse. He don’t look too good,” replied the farmer.
“I know horses, and he looks fine. I’ll give you two thousand!”
“Well, all right, if you want him so bad.
The next day, the man returned the horse, screaming that he had been gypped. “You sold me a blind horse!”
“Well, “ said the farmer, I told you he didn’t look too good.”
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During my check-up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?"
He replied, "I doubt it some how. Mercury is in Uranus right now."
I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."
He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."
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