Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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I invented a new word!
Plagiarism!
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
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Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast. Here are some dark jokes to check out if you have a morbid sense of humor.
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Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him,
“What’s the word on the street?”
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Con…
OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
