JEST JOKIN'
And one for all the Rotary Commandos out there!
During a physical examination, my Doctor asked me about my physical activity level.
I described a typical day :-
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake.
I pushed my way through brambles.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.
I avoided standing on a snake.
I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered.
At the end of it all, I drank eight beers."
Inspired by the story, the Doctor said "You must be one hell of an outdoors man ! A real Commando !"
"No" I replied, "I'm just a shit golfer !"
I described a typical day :-
"Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake.
I pushed my way through brambles.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes.
I avoided standing on a snake.
I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered.
At the end of it all, I drank eight beers."
Inspired by the story, the Doctor said "You must be one hell of an outdoors man ! A real Commando !"
"No" I replied, "I'm just a shit golfer !"